ruffy logic

trapped in a barrel in the middle of a whirlpool - nap time

"Nami's sick?!" - "cure her with meat"

pirate hunter Zoro? - "join my pirate crew"

gets yelled at for breaking dishes while washing them - apologizes for not counting how many he broke

"Zoro, that's the opposite direction! West is this way!" - heads east, supposed to south

invite Sanji to join. Sanji: "I refuse" - "I refuse your refusal"

most beautiful woman in the world falls in love with him - friendzoned her

meets mermaid for first time - asks if she poops

which way is south? - the warmest!

laughs at Zoro for getting stuck in a chimney - got stuck between buildings twice in same day

island full of women pays to line up to touch his body - "don't bother me! i'm eating!"

sees crocodile with banana growing out of its head - "what a weird banana!"

took down most powerful pirates in east blue, several shichibukai, challenged and defeated world government, challenged whitebeard - scared of grandpa

giant whale a thousand times bigger than ship - punch it in the eye

"doctor? not a bad idea" - "but we need a musician first"

strapped down to execution platform about to be murdered by enemy - "wow, this is my first time witnessing an execution!"

makes friends with monsters - sad because he can't eat them anymore

grandfather a vice-admiral in marines - ruffy becomes a pirate!

"i was asleed for 3 days?!" - "I MISSED 15 MEALS!"