la chair

French: This chair is feminine! "La Chaise!"

Italian: This chair is feminine! "La sedia!"

German: This chair is masculine! "Der Stuhl!"

Spanish: This chair is feminine! "La silla!"

English: This chair is a fucking object, I don't see a skirt or a pair of trousers anywhere on it's cold, hard surface. You people are fucking insane.

Tumblr: You be whatever you want chair! Don't let the gender roles define you!

and that's why everyone should stay on tumblr.