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i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful



i’m like a bitter old man except i’m a teenage girl



at school like:




call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached






why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end
“hit me with your best shot”

shut up police officer you’re like 12



"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please