if life ain't just a joke, then why are we laughing?

The End

Now come one

Come all

To this tragic affair

Wipe off that make up

What's in is despair

So throw on the black dress

Mix in with the lot

You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not

If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see

You can find out first hand what it's like to be me

So gather round piggies and kiss this goodbye

I encourage your smiles

I expect you won't cry

Dead!

And if your heart stops beating

I'll be here wondering

Did you get what you deserve?

The ending of your life

And if you get to heaven

I'll be here waiting, babe

Did you get what you deserve?

The end, and if your life won't wait

Then your heart can't take this

Have you heard the news that you're dead?

No one ever had much nice to say

I think they never liked you anyway

Oh take me from the hospital bed

Wouldn't it be grand? It ain't exactly what you planned

And wouldn't it be great if we were dead?

- My Chemical Romance